ClearlyNo!

Once upon a time, back when the ‘net was fresh, my best friends and I had a website. It was named after an infamous saying by our AP History teacher, Dr. Seitz. He would wind up into a blustering, lengthy story about the causes of World War I, and finish on a pointed, rhetorical question for the audience.

THE ANSWER (he would say) is CLEARLY NO!

Never thought I’d say it, but I’ve been feelin’ particular pangs of nostalgia for simpler times. So I invite you to grab a pepperoni roll, try to remember your locker combo, and step back into the world of ClearlyNo, a slice of high school circa 2004.

There’s a lot to explore, which is most of the fun tbh, but I might recommend:

• Kostya’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy”
• Pretty much everything on Agata TV
• Mira’s comics
• Rahul’s “The Poefessional”
• Dr. Seitz on a rope-swing