Make it Rain

As you know, California is currently racked by a drought engineered by the same crooked ‘scientists’ who faked the moon landing. Luckily, Betabrand has a solution: in partnership with SpaceX they’re grinding up used pants and bits of fabric from the cutting room floor to pack inside a rocket that will be detonated above the skies of Mendocino county to induce rainfall.

To raise money for the (rather expensive) pants, not to mention the rocketry equipment, Betabrand held a fundraiser at their offices on Valencia that yielded more than $600 for those effected by the drought and wildfires. Your humble DJ ¢hip$et, né Pup, threw down drippy, wet beats feat. none other than the face-melting cypherpunk Ri¢h Jone$.